In Vino Veritas

In Vino Veritas

Wine and partying go hand in hand. A dinner party that does not have wine as a part of the drinks seems to be incomplete. The drink lightens your head and enlivens your mood, without any great risks of your getting drunk. So popular is wine amongst people that many of the great personalities; like Benjamin Franklin and William Shakespeare, have written or said great quotes about it. These quotes, when shared while drinking wine, add to the whole experience. Keeping this in mind, we have provided some very funny and witty quotations about wine, in the lines below.

Funny Wine Quotes
Wine is constant proof that God loves us and loves to see us happy. – Benjamin Franklin
What is the definition of a good wine? It should start and end with a smile. – William Sokolin
Wine is bottled poetry. – Robert Louis Stevenson
Wine gives a man nothing… it only puts in motion what had been locked up in frost. – Samuel Johnson
Wine gives courage and makes men more apt for passion. – Ovid
The vine bears three kinds of grapes: the first of pleasure, the second of intoxication, the third of disgust. – Diogenes
Wine is a turncoat; first a friend and then an enemy. – Henry Fielding
This is one of the disadvantages of wine; it makes a man mistake words for thoughts. – Samuel Johnson
Wine is a peep-hole on a man. – Alcaeus
Wine is a mocker, strong drink is raging: and whosoever is deceived thereby is not wise. – Bible quotes
Good wine is a good familiar creature if it be well used. – William Shakespeare
Wine makes every meal an occasion, every table more elegant, every day more civilized. – Andre Simon
A mind of the caliber of mine cannot derive its nutriment from cows. – George Bernard Shaw on wine
Sweetness belongs in the Mosel wine like the bubbles belong in the Champagne. – Nik Weiss
Appreciating old wine is like making love to a very old lady. It is possible. It can even be enjoyable. But it requires a bit of imagination. – Andre Tchelistcheff
Blind tastings are to wine what strip poker is to love. – Kermit Lynch
The discovery of a wine is of greater moment than the discovery of a constellation. The universe is too full of stars. – Benjamin Franklin
What is better than to sit at the end of the day and drink wine with friends, or substitutes for friends! – James Joyce
If God forbade drinking, would He have made wine so good! – Cardinal Richelieu
Wine improves with age. The older I get, the better I like it. – Anonymous
Where there is plenty of wine, sorrow and worry take wing. – Anonymous
I have enjoyed great health at a great age because everyday since I can remember I have consumed a bottle of wine except when I have not felt well. Then I have consumed two bottles. – Bishop of Seville
Compromises are for relationships, not wine. – Sir Robert Scott Caywood
Beer is made by men, wine by God! – Martin Luther
Men are like wine – some turn to vinegar, but the best improve with age. – Pope John XXIII
Life is too short to drink bad wine. – Anonymous
If food is the body of good living, wine is its soul. – Clifton Fadiman
I made wine out of raisins so I wouldn’t have to wait for it to age. – Steven Wright